Friday, December 7, 2007

Turkey: stupid or not as stupid

Not that i wanna bust down the evolution theory that badly, but i just thought of a really good counter example for it. Well, to put the facts down right, evolution theory says it seeks to eliminate the weaker individuals through survival of the fittest. that's as best as i can summarize.

But, i can tell you that God definitely created turkeys. Wait! if you think that turkeys are so stupid that they drown themselves in the rain, that's not true. just to clarify somethings.


The notion that a "dumb" animal would be fascinated by something as mundane as rain is another anthropomorphization. The concept of "fascination" requires a level of intelligence that even the smartest turkeys do not possess. Animals of this order react to a phenomenon such as rain in one of two very simple ways: If they don't mind it, they ignore it (as ducks do); if they don't like it, they seek shelter from it. (http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/turkey.htm)

So, why doesnt nature eliminate these fat birds? Haha. I deduce that God created turkeys to feed us humans you see. Ah. Turkeys are so fat and meaty, they cant even fly. That's the extend of my theory.

It is not 'red' meat; it is low on cholesterol; the birds are dumb enough to let people eat them; they are not an endangered species; and nobody raises them for their feathers (http://members.aol.com/grobius/gobble.htm)

Not only is it good food, its healthy and abundant. That explains alot. haha.

This coming from a guy who hasnt eaten any turkey for a year.

Salmon, signing out.

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