Dota. The thing that keeps us guys sitting in front of the computer for hours. You (girls) may be thinking, Wads wrong with you guys? well, actually nothing is wrong. and here's my argument and opinions.
Common Misconceptions about Dota.
1) Dota is a waste of time.
k, actually i cant really counter this argument becoz its kinda true, but i can tell you how its ok for us to waste our time dotaing. :D You see, you girls have wad you call drama serials and whatnots to keep you peeps occupied. So, for the same reason, guys play dota. therefore, we can simply say that drama serials=dota, so for every reason you girls watch dramas, we play dota.
2) Dota is more important than anything else.
Well, this is so not true. Everything else is important, but when we're playing dota, dota is everything. and thus, other things are not important. :D but that's only true when we're actually playing dota. So, dun call us on the phone when we play dota, coz you'll be talking to a block of wood.
An example of a typical conversation on the phone while playing dota would be
Girl: you know ah. blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
Me: mm.. ya.
Girl: then hor. blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
Me: i see. Eh, wait ah. i dying, gimme a minute. ( kiaps phone between legs and ears and use both hands to meddle with the computer. ) k, can already. wad were you saying?
So, if you dun wanna go through an emotional trauma of feeling neglected and all. PLS! when a guy says i'm playing dota, just say " i'll call you back later " or " I understand. byebye. " dun try to strike a conversation, coz you'll be really disappointed.
3) Dota is stupid, what's up with just going around and killing stuff.
Dota is a mind game. its like playing chess, or doing a maths question. See. Its a whole new perspective altogether. Its always kinda hard to explain to a girl wad dota is about especially when it starts like this.
Girl looking at guy playing dota.
Girl: liddat also fun meh? just kill the skeletons. so boring. somemore all the spiders and creepy crawlies, so disgusting.
Guy: er.. ( thinking hard to fight back ) ok.
All in all, its hard to change your perception of dota altogether, but I'm just giving another view right?
Salmon, signing out.