Friday, March 7, 2008

10,000 B.C in Singapore.

Wah. watched 10,000 B.C with my exco yesterday. It was hilarious, not just the movie, but like the people whom i watched with. Its kinda embarrassing to even like think of it la. Sharon TAN! the most noisy person in the WHOLE cinema, not kidding. keep talking and talking, then this jenny also keep talking. Then when the bad guys like look at the girl, then sharon will like " cheekopek! cheekopek! " so loudly. so humiliating. haha. But all in all it was fun la, so long never go out together as a comm already. i think the last time they went to watch ratatouiee, then i like pang sehed them.

anyhow, was thinking about the show, it's kinda funny. didnt really felt like an awesome show, felt like pretty normal when i got out. The two girls were like "SO NICEE !, I love the boy, so cute." something like that ah. Was too tired la, so just stone and hear their high pitched voices cloud my thoughts.
OH, ya. There was this really insane pickup phrase ever. the guy said to the girl(while pointing to the star) " you see that light there in the sky that never moves? you are that light in my heart, and you'll always be there." something like that la, i recalling from memory one.
Anyway, this kind of pickup lines wont work on Singaporean girls la. they too demanding already. they'll be like " wah lao, wad kind of pickup line is that? go fly kite la. " or something. not saying that the line is particularly good.
IF like 10.000 B.C in Singapore, then it'll be like

Guy: I really like you la, like that xingxing up there in the sky, so bright you know?
GIrl: Pls, you come find me when you catch a mammoth can? no mammoth you dun even need to try. (gives the wadever look and the hand action)
Guy: Orhh. ok lor. Anyway, that day i kill the sabretooth tiger, then i made this necklace from its bone for you leh. very swee.
Girl: Aiyo, pls la. Now where got people still want handmade gift from bones one? we want diamond ring ah. you dun even have stable job, sometimes you come back from hunt no food, our children how? so undependable.
Guy: k la, for you. I go rear pigs and make bak kwa la.
Girl: YAY! XOXO MUAAKX MUACKX

Salmon, signing out.

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