Monday, March 17, 2008

Advantages and Disadvantages of being tall

Having this weird conversation with yinhonghong

So, then it goes to like something about being tall.

She's whining coz she thinks being tall is not really good.
becoz.

Disadvantages:
1) She doesnt feel like she's a normal girl. because girls are usually short i guess.
2) Get hit by oscillating handles of public transport. (even ceilings of double decker buses.)
3) Tall girls have lesser guys to choose from. Unless you dun mind shorter guys. hahaha
4) tall people die faster
5) short people are smarter (assumption)
6) higher cg.
7) bus drivers charge you adult fare when in home clothes.

Advantages:

so we're like brainstorming for ideas on how's its good to be tall.

1) Tall guys can choose from more girls! haha. that's the sad truth of life. toobadtallgirls
2) Tall people are more likely to be chosen to lead (theoretical)
3) We can play every ride of the theme park cause we pass all the height limitations
4) yinhong says that tall people look more matured can sneak into nc16 and m18 shows. zz..

Conclusion:

Disadvantages>Advantages

IF natural selection were to occur, the average height of singaporeans will continue to dwindle.
and we'll all be even punier asians.

Salmon, signing out.

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